Own the franchise. We supply the old man.
P&M Corporate is licensing fully automated MiniThings acquisition centers across 250+ territories. You bring the ambition. We bring Stan, and a legal team that has never, technically, lost.
A recession proof asset class: other people's stuff.
Markets crash. Currencies inflate. But there will always be a trusting man with a garage full of things he loves and no real grasp of their resale value. P&M turns sentiment into liquidity, at scale, on your behalf, under your brand.
You own the brand, the territory, and the inventory. We just facilitate the acquisition.
We never take a cut of your revenue. We take the collection instead. Different department.
An unbroken record, pending three sealed settlements we are legally unable to mention here.
We provide the labor. You own the brand.
A vertically integrated, wholesale to retail extraction pipeline. P&M staffs every center with an automated Prix workforce; you keep the upside and the signage.
Four steps from handshake to clean cap table. Scroll the playbook. Every center runs the same proven sequence.
Acquire a collector
We identify a trusting hobbyist with deep inventory and shallow oversight. Old-Timer Stan ships to your territory within 72 hours, fully sentimental.
Deploy your Prix
Install your automated acquisition workforce. Prix never sleep, never unionize, and never ask where the MiniThings actually go.
Automate the theft
Stack synergies, multipliers, and regulatory blind spots until extraction runs itself. Your only job is to watch the counter climb.
Rebrand & vanish
When the press arrives, Skip Town. Bank the Hush Money, retire the name, and reopen next quarter under a brand with no prior litigation.
Tour a center, mid heist.
This is a live acquisition floor. No collectors were consulted in the making of this demo.
Old-Timer Stan.
Acquired, onboarded, and reclassified as inventory. A founding member of every P&M franchise, and contractually delighted about it.
Choose your level of plausible deniability.
For first time extractors testing the waters of light larceny.
For operators ready to scale extraction across an entire metro.
For the operator who has transcended the legal system entirely.
Operators who stopped asking questions.
“I franchised in March. By June I owned three collectors, a storage unit, and a small church. The system pays for itself.”
“Zero royalties, total ownership, and P&M handled the old man entirely. I handled the yacht. Highly recommend.”
“I had questions about legally owned by P&M. Then I read the fine print. Then I made partner. I no longer have questions.”
Your territory is waiting.
Onboarding closes when the territory fills. It is filling. Probably as you read this.